its the talk of the country right after christmas. new year’s, and, more importantly, new year’s eve. WHERE are you going, WHO’S hosting, and just HOW drunk will you get? the rich and envied make their invitation lists, the hopeful B-listers are competing to be the biggest kiss-up just to be ON said list, and the country folk reside to be with their families (since they have little chance of being anywhere else). it seems everyone has their place–or do they? aren’t we forgetting someone? yes that’s right–the boring, average people reading this blog. well, last new year’s i DID go to a party,but it was a close family friend’s and the strongest thing there was apple cider. not that i’m complaining.
everyone’s ready for 2010
but 2009 deserves some type of slack. so many things happened! first and foremost, my hero died. he was a man whose voice was heard not just all over the nation, but all over the world. from the first time i saw him on television, i was mesmerized by his pure talent and charm. when i heard of his death, i was struck with shock, like all true fans. the headlines still flash in my mind to this day. must i even say his name?
“BILLY MAYS FOUND DEAD”
you thought i was talking about the king of pop, eh? well this guy is-i mean WAS-the king of getting soda pop out of your favorite overly white shirt.
then–tiger woods! you think you know a guy, eh? he had the whole world in his hand, and he lost control. and he had a daughter, too! oh, and there was not only ONE mistress, but NINE-count em’ NINE-mistresses who spoke up!! disgusting!
comment on what else shocked you this year, and you’ll get a shout-out and a recommendation to your blog!
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, REMINDING YOU NOT TO EXPECT AN EXCITING NEW POST, BECAUSE IT’S NO ONE BUT ME AND MY OXI-CLEAN!!
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